"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
03/05/2018 at 16:54 • Filed to: None
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"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
03/05/2018 at 16:54 • Filed to: None | 3
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We all look for different things when house shopping. Maybe a garage, specific school district, the right number of bathrooms is important to you.
Or maybe you’re concerns lie elsewhere. If so maybe I found the house for you.
Maybe you like to know you won’t be sharing the house with any freeloading spirits.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Kiltedpadre
03/05/2018 at 17:01 |
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That means that this house is 100% haunted.
If I was buying a car and the guy was like “BTW, I never, ever shit myself while driving this” without being prompted, it means that he 100% did.
fintail
> Kiltedpadre
03/05/2018 at 17:04 |
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Gothic windows are probably a red flag, I think ghosts like those.
Nice that the “not haunted” sign kind of resembles a tombstone. Must be Cuesta Verde phase 1.
Chariotoflove
> Kiltedpadre
03/05/2018 at 17:04 |
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I’ll take it. But I’ll need to spend the night in it during a storm. You know, just to see how it feels.
gettingoldercarguy
> Kiltedpadre
03/05/2018 at 17:06 |
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https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/classic-cars/amp27972/garage-space/
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Kiltedpadre
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
03/05/2018 at 17:18 |
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You mentioning someone volunteering that information unprompted leads me to wonder if that’s something you generally ask while car shopping.
“Ya know a car fax is great, but it doesn’t have a category letting me know how many owners have shit themselves while driving this car.”
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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Kiltedpadre
03/05/2018 at 17:22 |
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“Low mileage, good condition, treated well. Tell me, what is the grossest thing that has happened in this car under your ownership?”
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Kiltedpadre
> fintail
03/05/2018 at 17:22 |
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I mean that chunk of stone was just taking up space in the basement. Whoever William Davis may have been he died in 1872 so clearly he’s not using it anymore.
Pickup_man
> Kiltedpadre
03/05/2018 at 17:24 |
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Really old house with a black headstone shaped sign claiming it’s not haunted? It’s a trap.
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Kiltedpadre
> Chariotoflove
03/05/2018 at 17:26 |
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The owners daughter did tell me the tv reception is terrible during storms.
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Kiltedpadre
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
03/05/2018 at 17:29 |
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“Have you or any previous owner had extreme gastrointestinal disorders to the best of your knowledge?”
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fintail
> Kiltedpadre
03/05/2018 at 17:33 |
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And it was covering a weird hole in the floor, must be a drainage hole, certainly not a portal to hell.
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Kiltedpadre
> Pickup_man
03/05/2018 at 17:33 |
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That does seem like something a poltergeist would do when they’re tired of possessing the current residents.
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Kiltedpadre
> fintail
03/05/2018 at 17:35 |
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Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. The sign specifically says “not haunted.”
It doesn’t say “hellmouth free.”
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fintail
> Kiltedpadre
03/05/2018 at 17:40 |
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Good point. You must be a fancy lawyer or something.
BahamaTodd
> gettingoldercarguy
03/05/2018 at 17:41 |
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I close on my first garage next week (yes there’s a house attached to it).
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Kiltedpadre
> fintail
03/05/2018 at 17:43 |
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Nope, EPA certified water/wastewater technician.
I just finished an online training module called “Drain, hellmouth, or abandoned Indian burial site: know the hole to maximize workplace safety.”
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gettingoldercarguy
> BahamaTodd
03/05/2018 at 18:09 |
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Congrats!
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> Kiltedpadre
03/05/2018 at 18:43 |
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I always have problems with passengers shitting themselves or blowing chunks. I don’t even drive that crazy... One was truly baffling - I’m pretty sure there’s no way to actually drive fast enough around corners to give someone motion sickness in a Caprice Classic...
AfromanGTO
> Kiltedpadre
03/05/2018 at 19:35 |
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That’s awesome!
Interesting fact about Florida. You are not required to disclose if someone died, was murdered, or committed suicide in a home/apartment/business.